What are you talking about?

We got down from the bus in haste and walked steadily inside the J.D. park.
"Kota?"(how many?)
"Two."I said.
"you will get us in trouble man.lets have one only.two will kill us for sure"
"nothing will happen,schmuck.will just experience the high soon." i remarked and LOLed.
"we will go down."
"god gracious.stop.dont make a fool out of yourself.be a man.DOPE." i argued and challenged.
i dont know what i was trying to prove by telling all those to Sovan.But i was feeling some gross disorder down the line.
"lets sit here." he said and asked me to lit one of the joint by his gesture.
"its heaven.i can feel the high by taking a single puff."i exclaimed by closing my eyes slowly.pretension is obviously under the consideration.

"man its too slender and slick.got a good one.thank you for your hard job."
"you are welcome.beside spick-and-span its heavy with grass.60 bucks one.strong."i explained.
"got another one?take it out."Sovan said as he snuggled in my arms.
we finished both the joints and walked groggily.
"dont shuffle dude.people are looking at us."i snapped and jerked.
"lets sit somewhere.i think today we cant go to college street."
"what?please sovan we have to go.i am not done with a single chapter and exam is just a week away."
"i cant.okay.lemme see.lets sit here."he said abruptly.
"can you see something?"
"yeah.i can see sky below the lake."
"what are you talking?god.you are gone."i added in some of my fine lines of eternal hallucination.
"man.hash is something.everything is rewinding.i cant even remember what i was trying to tell you.see.this thing is also getting rewind.press the play button goddammit,its rewinding."he exclaimed and started laughing.
"dont laugh,you scum.you are incapable of stopping it while you are in your hang-over."i explained and i started ROFLing.
"man stop"
you stop first"
"stop"
"ahhh...i cant"
we burst out in a guffaw and we laughed and laughed until Sovan interrupted.
"shit man.i can feel the sharp pain inside my stomach as if i will be having a labour pain.ahhkkk."
"you are pregnant?who fucked you?Sweta?"
"shut up cock-sucker or else i will make you pregnant here.right now." he cracked a lame joke.
"lets go and have something."
"you are sashaying mofo,walk straight otherwise we will never reach."he became frantic.
"yeah man."
we had some kebab rolls and a coke each but we forgot to take the change.some how we reached college street to buy some books.
"Sovan" a male voice far from us disrupted our hypnotized minds.
"who is that?"
"oh holy-crap.its my coach...............Sir.umm..you..umm..here?"
"yeah.actually i am here for a meeting in presci college.buying books huh?all you wanna do this just before the exams."
"no sir.we are not here to buy books.i am here to meet this guy."he amazed us.
i dont know what the fuck he was talking.
"to meet this guy?you have to come to college street?"
"he stays here"he remarked foolishly"aint you?"he turned his head towards me.
"yes sire." i added confused.
"where do you stay boy?"
"sir..umm..sire.."
"what?"
"sir.actually.i stay....."
"you are not from kolkata?"
"yes sir"
"then?you are in which college?"he questioned repeatedly
"sir st thomas' college.sir. i gotta go."i said in some kinda exasperation.
"okay.bye."
he walked away while we pinched and kicked each other.
"what are you trying to prove jerk-ass?"he snapped and kicked.
"nothing.you lied mofo.you are in your fucking hallucination.you were talking rubbish.utter rubbish.i dont stay here.thats why i had to come out with all non-sense stuff in fronta him.he thought i am an alien.forget it."