Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Beef-steak tastes better if you are toiling on it.

"Fuck,open the door.Anybody inside?"
"I dont know what she is doing?"Meghna barked.

The door opened in a bang.There is only one ladies wash-room in that shitty pub.

"I told ya.Nobody is there"
"Oh thanks."she winked.

After five minutes of listening weird sounds of water falling she came out.

"ah.Give me a fag."
"So.I think we should have another round of vodka shots."
"you're gonna be crazy.My mom will kill me if she gets any sense of my slopped activity"
"your mom will do nothing"I retorted.

I dont know why she was recounting me thousand times about her mom.I was obviously not going to leave her alone in the middle of the street.Nowadays people stare at you, if you have some gorgeous chic beside.She was gorgeous and sexy,both.So no question of departing,until and unless she asks or rather she pushes me off.
We gulped those two pegs of vodka appearing that like- "on the rocks".Show-off is obviously mandatory.

"We have to finish this goddammit."
"Yeah.I havent done anything more laborious than this."Her soporific voice hallucinated me to the peak.

Beef-steak tastes better if you are toiling on it.

"SEX?"
"I dont have to do anything.He does it all"

Who on earth asked her about "him"?Commitment and their fairy tales are so cheesy.And yes,I-have-lost-my-virginity is another self-boosting-pride.

"I love you,I love you,I love you"Some retards were giggling among themselves beside us.More disgustingly that group had a girl whose bunny-teeth was looking more horrible than our waiter's yellow-plastered one.Yes,I had a non-interrupted-ten-days of nightmare after that.
"Are they gay?"
"You are asking me?"
"Man,this guy with wannabe-emo-hairstyle and his motility is ensuring that only."She started laughing loudly.She almost had me there if she would have pointed out her finger showing them.
"Maybe.I am not here to comment on lame-asses.Please stop it."
"Then whats the use of getting high,huh?FUCK YOU"That is hell embarrassing in front of others.I-am-a-stud-with-a-single-girl-in-the-whole-pub notion can get diverted from people's mind.

After finishing our trifle conversation and getting ourself hell-sloshed we rushed out.She was busy de-halucinating her by biting stacks of chocolates and inhaling bottles of mouth-freshners.I was left busy staring at other girls passing by.No,It was intentional.

"why are you swaggering?You now only said that you are not that high."she vellicated.I almost had fainted sub-normally.
"No.Lets sit somewhere."
"We cant.Atleast for today.Please."