DONT SMOKE IN PUBLIC AREAS.

"He is always late." Masud uttered in some kinda exaggerated agitation.
"kothay?"[where?] i texted scoth.
"there he is coming."sarbajit glanced once."he is looking snazzy today."
"lets go inside"scoth said in haste.

---inside the pub---

"holy shit.not a single empty table"
"we have to stand."scoth snapped.

---15 minutes gone---

"hey,see they are on their feet.they are full." i murmured.
"uh haan"
"come.lets sit down"
"khao.bhalo kore khao."[drink.drink alot] one of them mocked us.they were crocked.
we didnt respond.
"sire!"
"chaar kingfisher, tin beef-steak aur ek chicken-roast" scoth ordered.[sarbajit is not acquainted with beef.]
"i dont know why this jerk-ass government put-up this law.DONT SMOKE IN PUBLIC AREAS.its hell bothering" sarbajit yapped.
"chill man.you can fag down there" i said showing the wash-room.
"i am going to smoke now"

--sarbajit leaves--

---beverages and food on our table---

i ushered sarbajit to his sit.
"cheers" scoth smirked.
"To all of us" i grinned.
"yeah" masud added with a nod.

---3 pegs of vodka each---

--after 2 hours--

"man!that girl is goggling at me for so long" sarbajit murmured.
"which one?"
"arrey that one.white T.tai na?[isnt it?]"i added.
"she is hot,dude" sarabajit uttered groggily.
"you find her hot?eh?her breasts are …..well..nonexistent." scoth argued.
"bullshit.stop this pervy conversation.lets get high man.we are getting yawed." i frowned.
"i like this girl man.i wanna talk to her." sarbajit couldnt resist himself.he stood up and started to sashay to that girl's table.

---sarbajit pukes,he gulped his machismo--- xD

"god dammit.shit.shit.shit.crap.shit." masud's relentless profanities were really unpleasant for all of us.
"stop man.come with me."

*pukes pukes pukes*

"what the hell are you doing?my shoes.ahhkk."that girl jumped from her sit.
*pukes*
"I am very sorry"sarbajit bubbled and puked again.

*pukes*
We walked out of that pub quickly leaving that girl shouting at top of her voice.


"Her shoes.khikhihkhikhikhi"