Talk About the Preamble to the Indian Constitution

Here are some amendments in the Preamble which must be undertaken as soon as possible. At least before India gets drowned in poverty, super secularism and what not. Again I request you all to think… to ponder over it.

WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, having solemnly resolved to constitute India into a

SOVEREIGN - governed by corrupt Netas who pay to rule. Personal Suggestion – India can be a better Monarchy than any in history. (Surrender all powers to one capable man with a humongous gray matter.)

SOCIALIST – too much of socializing has not done any good to India so far. Under social equality all are equal before law and has equal status and opportunities. If Indians are to witness fights like those between Gujjars and Meenas or the north Indians and the Maharashtrans. Well, this one should better be removed for the good.

SECULAR - It implies equality of all religions and religious tolerance. Sounds nice. All respect. Please take care of hypocrisy at all levels before enforcing this. I am sure it will sound better.

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC – We, Indians, here are ready to certify that we do not respect or understand the meaning of this strange term democratic republic. Thus, we have posted advertisements like IDEA- kya idea hain sir jee! - to promote the understanding of this term. Also, we are happy to declare that the Tata Tea advertisement which propagates the need to vote, is being well received. Although, we are not hoping much result because of GOVERNMENT interventions, however, we still hope that the youth will wake up to it.

and to secure to all its citizens:
JUSTICE, social, economic and political – Haven’t heard much of economic justice and political justice looks like an oxymoron. Social Justice, is pretty amusing a thought, for it has been generations that Mr. Sharma and now his family are taking rounds of the court for a case where they are innocent. Did someone hear – JUSTICE FAILS!
LIBERTY of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship – Need not say much about this. We, Indians have explored this avenue of the Preamble pretty much to our advantage.
LIBERTY, sounds like an etched term now, for most of us are now misusing it.
HAIL EQUALITY. No one has been treated equally since this was written. Want an example – Answer this- Why is Mayawati all hailing for Dalits?

and to promote among them all
FRATERNITY assuring the dignity of the individual and the unity and integrity of the Nation – we shall consider this one, after we are through with the previous ones. Until now, individual dignity seems too far fetched for a thought. India would not have been considered CONSERVATIVE (which is again hypocrisy) if it would have followed this part. About, Unity, when this was written, India was united. Today, Unity among members of the same family seems like a dream, thought of national unity should be kept aside.
IN OUR CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY this twenty-sixth day of November, 1949, do HEREBY
ADOPT, ENACT AND GIVE TO OURSELVES THIS CONSTITUTION… that has since then never been followed.
THINK ABOUT IT!