Platonic Relationships. A conversation.

Girl : My relationship is platonic. My boyfriend a saint.

I thought that term was an oxymoron. And your boyfriend a moron.

Girl : When do you think a couple should kiss?

Before they become one.

Girl : You seem to be a pervert.

Your boyfriend doesn’t seem to like you.

Girl : He does. It is just that we don’t like to do it until we are ready.

Ready? What’s that.

Girl : I mean when we will kiss when we feel like doing so .

Feel like? You don’t feel like?

Girl : No.

Have you hit puberty?

Girl : Yes.

Do you feel attracted to him?

Girl : Yes, I love him.

No, I mean, do you feel attracted to him?

Girl : Ummmm….

I think you have got yourself a brother.

Girl : Don’t say that.

What’s the difference?