THE COLLEGE CROWD

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The Hunnie Bees: Gang of girls all true to their fashion gurus, top to bottom all pink or all purple. These are easy to spot.Wherever the nectar there shall these bees be. Guys hover around them like bhawras, looking for a suitable bee amongst the other bees. Happy Valentines Day shall be(e) happy for these bees! Oh yes,baYbeh. xD

The Sing Ming’s: The gang of guys who flaunt the taglines I-am-single-waiting-to-mingle-please-let-me-be-your-twinkle. They are well groomed and are easy spotted drooling over girls all over the campus.

The Stallion: All things good are either taken or married or you know what. These are one of them. Girls are after them and they are already well equipped. They are the ones who always keep saying “main hoon na!” with an uncompromising smile.

The Tube lights: These are the ones who are hardly able to make out a joke, and once they do, (that is if they still try even harder) laugh at it practically blowing it out of proportion. (And past… it is usually on them.) So, these freshers are tube lights, which light up quite slowly.


The Rat Squad: They splatter all over the campus, acting smart and intello. However, once the cats (seniors) are around, they reach out for holes to bury themselves in. These are the cowards who are incapable of facing seniors, leave alone the ritualistic ragging.huhuhuhuhuhu.

The Pick Me’s: They are the ones who will always be ready to come forward to do anything to get into the In-Group. They always try to pounce at any opportunity shouting “pick me”. They definitely do go first, however, they often remain on the outskirts of the In-Group.

Then there are bollywood freaks, who are always copying. They are easy to make out with their unconventional walks like John Abraham, Shah Rukh Khan and unmistakably, Salman Khan. These will be seen wearing oversized and undersized shirts, flaunting their overbuilt or under built muscles. Strange hairstyles with horrifying colors are their trade mark and how can anyone forget the sunglasses.Yes,some of them are also WANNABE-ROCKSTAR,who try to utter as-if they are son-of-(bi**h)-jim morrison or something like that whilst they also starve for Britney's pu**y-juice.Oh.

Without leaving out on the women folk, the underweight beauties walking around with attitude of a dinosaur and figure of a rat, wishing themselves to be next heroine opposite Ashton Kutcher. These killing chicks are spotted with skinny jeans on skinny legs, fitted tops, reminding you of the number of bones in your body.

These species are everywhere to be found but they never turn your head. Ones we love to call, THE COLLEGE CROWD.